Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Family Jokes
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
