Family jokes
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Memes
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.