Family jokes
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Memes
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."