Family jokes
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Memes
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.