Family jokes
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.