Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Family Jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
