Family jokes

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

They don’t have a closet to hide in.

What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?

I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.

Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.

Abbie: I had sex with dad.

Mom: Go die in a hole!

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

If you kill someone, that's murder.

If you kill a family member, that's still murder.

If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."

Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Yo Nan.

Why do orphans like milk so much?

Because they got no milk as a baby.

Why do orphans have dry cereal?

Because they're still waiting on the milk.

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.

They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.

Me: punching a kid.

My FBI agent: You're adopted.

The orphanage said I couldn't go home.

Your dad is gone.

Ur mum.