Family jokes

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Your mom who?

O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home is.

Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

What's an orphan's favorite website?

It has a homepage.

What do you call your mom? Gay.

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

"Ur mum is big."

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.