Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Orphan's Closet
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you dumb dumb. The joke is funny because orphans don't have parents, and thus don't have a "home" to hide in, so it makes it tough for them to come out of the "closet". You're probably too stupid to even have a real closet.