Family jokes
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
My dad went to go get milk.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat, she died!
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Like this joke. Ur mom.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.