Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Family Jokes
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
