Family jokes
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Memes
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.