Family jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.