Family jokes
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.