I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Orphan's Home Button Woes
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You probably still usin' a rotary phone. The "home button" on a phone ain't gonna build the kid a house. It's a button on a phone. The kid is an orphan so she ain't got no home!
KFR_YT0
Oh God ;^;