Fame jokes
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.