Fame jokes
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Memes
FUCK YEA
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Who's Lil John?
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.