I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Who's Lil John?
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
