The 50+ Best Popularity Jokes

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.

when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?

Because he’s cool.

Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently, in other words, I’ve been very popular recently.

public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don't see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed MOST Wanted.

what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

- cemeteries are so popular! People are like...dying to get there

One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’.

One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.