Fame jokes
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Kobe got irl canceled.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.