I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
the biggest legend is technoblade
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
