Fame jokes
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!