im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
After 40 years Kobe finally learned to pass.
Im not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
What the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt?
One actually finished a race
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
2,996 kill streak boom
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
I just reached 10 million pounds in euro truck simulator, but its not even close to what Rakhmat akilov achieved
omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.
Why are orphans so successful When they where told to go big or go home they only had one option
