Achievement jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
I scored.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.