Status jokes

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

Ayo, who's online :')

What color is your Bugatti?

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?

No, because he is dead.

Them, losers.

What relationship status fits an orphan?

Single.

There's only one gender. Women are property.

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

- Hey, are you single?

- No, I'm album.

What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.