Status jokes

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Qualification Check:

Single

Taken

Friended ✔

Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?

Because he is the only one.

"Prince, where are you?"

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

Them, losers.

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

I'm back.

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

- Hey, are you single?

- No, I'm album.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.