Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
