Factory

Factory Jokes

Banana

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Orange Juice

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

Orphan

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

Cheese

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

Squirrel

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"

Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"

"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."

"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"

Brother

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Birth Certificate

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

Bug

Why do you like cream instead of bugs?

Because bugs can kill you.

M M

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Ball

One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."

Hole

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

Calendar

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.