Factory jokes
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.