Factory jokes

An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

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I guess her rubber broke too.

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

"A satisfactory."

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost.

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory!

Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they're the ones who made the toys.

They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?

I am in trouble.

One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."

I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

What's the definition of total chaos?

A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.

Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.