Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
Where are average things manafactured? The satisfactory!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo I got a glock and it’s pointing at you
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
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I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
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What is a photographers favourite card game?
SNAP!
What Do you call a deer that has no eyes
No ideas
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!
There not jokes there notes now get me
I am in trouble
Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
