Factory jokes
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!