I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Q- What do you call a shed full of black fellas. A- Retired Farming Machinery
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
