I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
Q- What do you call a shed full of black fellas. A- Retired Farming Machinery
