Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself
what do you call a bunch of people near each other
the start of the hollacoast
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
Stephen hawking missed assembly this morning
