Factory jokes
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.