Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
"yeah you?
American student: hahaha. no, not my first time
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
why did the orphan cummit crimse to know whats its like to be wanted
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
me: i did just come home from africa and guess what i saw. friend: i dont know. me: a black market.
as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.🥵 wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:☠️
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
