Experience Jokes

Little Jonny tried phone sex but the holes was too small.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood

Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up

Me: have you ever tried african food

You: no

Me: they haven't either

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Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime

A teacher is doing an experiment, about taste. she tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. she gives Suzy a pineapple one, Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. that is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn, the teacher hands him a honey flavor one, Jhonny chews it for a while, then says, "Teacher, I don't know what it is.". the teacher tries to give him a hint and says "it's what you parents call each other when your alseep". immedietly the boy behind Jhonney screams "spit it out Jhonny it's an asshole!!!"

I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into

*School shooting happens*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*

American student: "First time?"

"yeah you?

American student: hahaha. no, not my first time

why did the orphan cummit crimse to know whats its like to be wanted

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.

A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.

The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.