Experience Jokes

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

...

A woman with a bloody nose in a sports uniform. The text on the image says: "My first game was like my first sexual experience. I ended up bleeding profusely but at least my dad came."

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...

Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

Life's full of ups and downs :D <3

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.