Experience jokes
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I love having fun.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
I did have a good [time].
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
I laughed at my life so hard.
I had a good day.
Life.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.