What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
No pine, no gain!
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
