Your so fat that I run around you for exercise
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
Yo mama's so fat I run around her for exercise.🏃♂️🏃♂️
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere
I got joke from my brother
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
What do squats eat? Numbers
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington? I know how to use an exercise band.
I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
