Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Lean.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."