Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Exercise Jokes
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
