How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them donβt work out.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
lean.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
