At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
No pine, no gain!
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.