Exercise jokes
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
No pine, no gain!
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.