I keep getting ads about belly fat
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Bend over and spell run
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
