Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
imagine everyone being hoesssssss
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it
why biden not get virus............... He sniff everyone
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone’s dying to get in."
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favourited my jokes and commented! Thanks ROAB_EPIC
Hello everyone how is your day today?
When they walk in and your fucking ...everyone at the morgue
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
Me: roasts my annoying cousin. Everyone at the barbecue...
everyone says no homo why do gays not say no hetoro
