Everyone

Everyone jokes

Race

    • I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

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    • Pickpocket

    • Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.

    The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.

    "I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."

    "I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."

    The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.

    "I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."

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    • Everyone memes

    Orphan

    • There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

    Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.

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    • Face

    • Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

    Johnny: What?

    Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

    Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

    Ex: Awhh!

    Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

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    • Fruit

    • Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

    Santa

    • My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?

    My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...

    Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.

    *Everyone Looks at me*

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    • Orphan

    • Why can't orphans really play baseball?

    Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

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    • People

    • Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

    Orphan

    • A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"

    Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.

    The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."

    Goodbye

    • I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

    Mama

    • Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.