Everyone jokes
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"