Attention everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future but for now: Goodbye.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s is just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never no. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So
Leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson for example.
hiii everyone i heard from many people that they want to join the stop orphan jokes group who wants to?
Comment anything if u liked the picture of Kenya in her bra! Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! and it said I love everyone! #she is sex*
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Yo Mama is so huge when she was bone everyone died
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)
You are so fat when you jump in to the pool everyone get out
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂
