Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself. So I treat everyone like garbage
“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
