Everyone Jokes

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

Me dozing off while driving. Everyeone alse on the passanger plane September 11 2001

If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both

When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better.

See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.

I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

What happened after technoblade died?

Everyone got raw pork chop.

orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )

Why is September 11th the best birthday??

Everyone remembers it!!! :)

Everyone put ur age here

everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Cause everyone says go big or go home

a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.