POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT..
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia then it just went to copy paste copy paste
everyone take off your pride flags its already a new month
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
how is everyone? I just started school. SIX GREADE YEAH
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
Hitler was the most handsome man alive Everyone died for him
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, i dont think you'd have any The orphan: But why? Me: Because if someone loved you they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Everyone if I am not online that is because i am on a Vaction so yea.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
Hello everyone to the first hollow knight meeting
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled