Every jokes
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
π What is as old as the earth π and new every month? The moon.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Memes
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!