Every jokes
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!