Every Jokes

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.” The wife says “Honey that’s a goat.” The husband replies with “I was talking to the goat.”

Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch

I just cut every one

I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.

i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Why does Tesco like migits every little helps

I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL

You can play Jenga in 2 place now New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers:) they prolly have jenga tournaments they’re every year

why do orphans hate cocomelon because his mom and dad are in every episode