Every jokes
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.