Every jokes
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.