A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
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Explain Bear
Hey, you! Yeah, you with the brain the size of a peanut! The Texan is making a joke about global warming. Alaska is HUGE, but a lot of it is ice. If the ice melts, Texas will be bigger. And you, well you will still be dumb.