Kim Kardashian jokes

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.