Environment jokes
I air.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
You know bins????
They're trash!
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.