What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Alright, listen up, dummy. The joke plays on words. You see, instead of "smoker", which means a person who smokes, it sounds like "Smokey" like Smokey the Bear, who tells people not to make fires. Which, you know, fire, smoke, duh. And based on the fact that you are reading my explanation, I can assume you have negative IQ.