You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
