My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
