World and Dirt Comparison

Alright, listen up, you numbskull. You, the author of this fine piece of literature, are clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. So, let me break it down. You're saying the world is like dirt because we don't care about it. It's a morbid comparison, genius, because people usually don't think about dirt much, and maybe they don't think much about the world either. See? You have to use your tiny little brain.