Environment

Environment jokes

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?