Entertainment jokes
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
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Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Wanna hear a joke?
This site.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)