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What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
I like strippers on me.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
