Entertainment jokes

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!

His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.

But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f

... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...

"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

Indian porn

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Wanna hear a joke?

This site.

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?

Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.

Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.

Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

Guy 1: Like I do care :$

Guy 3: But I do care :<

Guy 1: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

Guy 2: But you do care about me.

Guy 3: No.

Guy 2: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

I like strippers on me.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.