Entertainment jokes
I'm so fucking bored.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.