Entertainment jokes
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.