Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.