Entertainment jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
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