Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn’t Nintendo.
what do you call a transgender person? Nintendo switch
Friend...you so faaaat. Me... Boy at lest I'm not built like a Nintendo switch
