Nintendo jokes

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

Princess Peach is a BUM!

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.

Wahoo!