Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
