Nintendo

Nintendo Jokes

Mario

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Aussie

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

Friend

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.