Nintendo jokes
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Wahoo!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Super Mario.
Mario (DYM 150).
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
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