Nintendo jokes
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Memes
Figures
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Wahoo!
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Memes
Community
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hey guys my mommy bought me bowser's fury for my nintendo and I so excited