Entertainment jokes
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What is fun? Everyone.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.