Entertainment jokes
The walking dead.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Memes
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Hahaha!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.