Entertainment jokes
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
The Twilight fanbase.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!