Entertainment jokes
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Memes
When u show ur friend a magic trick
The Twilight fanbase.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!