Entertainment jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
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Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.