Entertainment jokes
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Memes
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Hahaha!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
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Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.