Entertainment jokes
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Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
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Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!