Entertainment jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Hahaha!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.