Entertainment jokes
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Do you see the toilet?
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.