Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Memes
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.