Entertainment jokes
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."