Entertainment jokes
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.