Entertainment jokes
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.