What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Entertainment Jokes
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
