Entertainment jokes
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
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