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Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.