Entertainment jokes
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Memes
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"