Entertainment jokes
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?