Entertainment jokes
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
I watch gay porn.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
John Toberty is not funny.