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What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Anyone play Roblox?
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Fall
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Porn.