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Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
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Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.