Entertainment jokes
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Hahaha!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
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Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.