Entertainment jokes
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Memes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?