Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Snail

Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.

Peg

What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.

Eggy joke for all to enjoy!

Loser

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?

This guy, yep, this guy right here.

Fruit Ninja

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Rolex

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Love

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

Singer

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Uncle

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?

Two family reunions!

People

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!