Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
The Twilight fanbase.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.