Entertainment jokes
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)