Entertainment jokes

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked!

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

What is an emo's favorite movie?

The Suicide Squad.

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium?

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

"I'm very good in sports."

"In which sports?"

"EA Sports."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.