Entertainment jokes

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?

NOTHING!

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Join the Kahoot!

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There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked!

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?