Entertainment jokes
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Fun game to get.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"