Entertainment jokes
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
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When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.