Entertainment jokes

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked!

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

Why did the prisoner run away?

To spit bars.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

Cooper is funny.

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"