Entertainment jokes

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

Why can't orphans watch PG?

They don't have any parental guidance.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!