Entertainment jokes
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.