Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Knife

    • * Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

    Frisk: One knife, plz.

    Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

    Waiter: You eat a knife?

    Frisk: Yes.

    *Waiter asking for one knife*

    Waiter: Here you go.

    Frisk: Thanks you.

    Music

    • If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

    If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

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    • Farmer

    • After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

    Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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    • Entertainment memes

    People

    • I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

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    • Movie

    • Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

    Concept

    • Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

    joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

    Difference

    • What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

    Orphan

    • Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

    Prank

    • "Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

    "Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

    Kid

    • There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

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