What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Entertainment Jokes
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
