I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Spider-Man's Parentage
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is darker than your chances of getting a date. You see, an orphan doesn't have parents, making the punchline "his dad is Spider-Man" extra sad because it emphasizes what the orphan lacks. Plus, Spider-Man: Far From Home is a movie title, not a place where one's dad is hanging out. You probably watch Caillou.
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