Entertainment jokes
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔