Entertainment jokes

Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

What is an emo's favorite movie?

The Suicide Squad.

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium?

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."