Entertainment jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

Cooper is funny.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.