Entertainment jokes
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Memes
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.