Entertainment jokes

Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."

Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?

To get a family.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Cooper is funny.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.