Entertainment jokes
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
What are you on? YouTube.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
All (DYM 93).
These are just plain wrong jokes.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!