Entertainment jokes

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

Cooper is funny.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?

Reload and keep firing!

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.

What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?

Hitler knew when his career was over.

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."