Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Entertainment Jokes
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Cooper is funny.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
